Welcome to Season 3

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The NICKDOLL Brand

Like most people, in person I am just that, a people... er... a person, rather (yet never a People Person). Online, I strive to be more. Online, I am not simply Nick Doll the people. I am NICKDOLL the Online Brand.

This blog is simply one pillar of the NICKDOLL Brand. Which is separate from Nick Doll the person. And yet, one. Kinda like the whole Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit dealy. Which I guess kinda makes me your God. Maybe.

This blog is for entertainment purposes. My entertainment. And if I accidentally entertain you along the way, then good for me. And if I don't-so-accidentally offend you along the way, then even better for me. I don't believe everything I say here. And yet, I don't not believe everything I say here. Have fun with that. I know I will.

Just because the NICKDOLL Brand says something racist, sexist, or lacking human morals/emotions, don't hold it against Nick Doll! Though fame is the obvious side effect of this experiment in online Branding, this blog should not cost me a job, a promotion, or a human relationship. It's just for fun, dammit! Not for realsies!

Enjoy the NICKDOLL Brand. Because it's Nick Doll where it counts. And just for fun where it doesn't. Just like Miley Cyrus, I'm the best of BOTH worlds, Bitch.